Thursday Sass

Three things that made me smile this morning:

• The nutball right wing criticism of Clint Eastwood's film, "Million Dollar Baby" Surely, their movement is imploding when they stoop to snapping at their own former poster boy's exploration of - get this - ideas in a fictional movie that might result in viewers thinking instead of being hit over the head with ideology.
• The state of Virginia's ordinance against low-riders Here in Wisconsin, where 58% of the population is overweight or obese, the low-rider phenom is a source of boundless mirth. No legislator would dare venture into the realm of fashion-ista lawmaking in a state that worships Holstein cows and recognizes Packer green and gold as the height of couture for the masses.
• Prince Charles to marry Camilla Parker Bowles You mean there are still people who care about that rotter's sordid private life? (apologies to David Glass, the only person with proper credentials for using the term "rotter," but I couldn't help my sassy self)